Pony Conspiracy Theories

Are the Changelings secretly planning an attack?

THIS IS AN URGENT POST, I CAN’T STRESS THIS ENOUGH! IF YOU ARE WITHIN THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE VICINITY, GET PREPARED FOR AN ATTACK! THE CHANGELINGS ARE PREPARING AN ATTACK ON CRYSTAL IMPERIAL LAND!

I am not joking. I have evidence of espionage of Changelings out of disguise performing recon missions in Equestria & the Crystal Empire! These are photos that were stolen from Equestrian Intelligence Agency’s classified information servers. I have taken steps to protect my identity in order to crack into their servers to gather information because my fellow ponies have the right to know this information!

Nearly a year ago, a changeling was sighted in Ponyville during a wedding seemingly as an invited attendee and friend of Cranky Doodle Donkey.

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It was later revealed by EIA agent, Sweetie Drops that this changeling was never invited to the wedding to begin with. Cranky had never met a changeling a day in his life.

The same Changeling that was being tracked by the EIA was reported in Crystal Empire airspace revealed to be on an aerial surveillance mission inside the Crystal Empire. When it was revealed that Princess Cadence and Prince Shining Armor were having a baby, Changeling activity in Crystal Imperial Airspace increased by 10%. The Royal Guard did not say a thing not to cause a panic though, but to allow an attack on the empire to justify a war against the Changeling Empire. There’s enough evidence to support an inside job or false flag attack in these reports.

ALL PONIES IN THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE SHOULD CONSIDER EVACUATING THE EMPIRE OR PREPARE TO DEFEND YOUR KINGDOM AGAINST THE CHANGELINGS AND SPREAD WORD ONCE I RELEASE MORE REPORTS TO THE EQUESTRIAN PUBLIC!

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DO YOUR PART TO PREVENT ANOTHER ATTACK ON EQUESTRIA AND HER ALLIES! TRUST NO ONE ESPECIALLY IN THE COMPANY OF DUPLICATE PONIES!

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Are we prepared for an EMP?

They say it is better to prepare for an apocalypse that would not likely happen in our lifetime than to panic at the last minute and die trying to survive with very little necessities you gather at the last minute.

A probable event that could happen but hopefully won’t is an Electromagnetic Pulse Attack from a nuclear explosion over our skies that has the capability to knock out an electrical power grid for an entire country or continent, render our telecommunications devices and vehicles useless and more could happen that we didn’t know could. It would even mean the fandom would be mere local fan fiction book clubs. We would basically be technologically sent back 125-150 years or earlier.

How can we prepare? Right now, there’s very little we can do to protect our grid from an EMP or solar flare before they take out our electricity. However, there’s plenty we can do before it happens:

Get those spare computers that your vehicles use. Modern vehicles have a type of computer that you connect to them & they make a lot of functions work. Make sure you have proper protection for them.

Have a power generator ready to keep any essential appliances & electronics working. There must be enough power to keep your food from spoiling through your generator. You may even need to charge your electronics & for one reason, short-range communication. Electronic HAM & CB Radios may be very useful if there is no internet, you may even be able to establish a MESH network with cooperation from other people to keep communication going via laptops & mobile devices without the need for internet.

I can’t empathize this enough, HAVE A WAY TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM LOOTERS! Curfews don’t always work especially if police cars are out of commission. Lengthy mass-blackouts result in lootings and potentially riots and other crimes. You need some kind a weapon to defend yourself, your family, your home from potentially armed & dangerous people who could kill you for your posessions. Be it a knife, a sword, a gun or even your own fists or weapon. Just make sure your well-educated in self-defense.

Finally, make sure you have non-perishable foods in case your power generator is out of juice. MREs or even a year’s supply of canned beans you score during a sale at a grocery store can go a long way. Make sure you can spare food with family or spouse/partner living with you. Survival is key for everyone in your household counting yourself. You may be able to provide foods to others if you have enough in your food supply. If you can, start a edible garden in your yard. If you are successful in creating your garden, with enough to grow & harvest, you, your family & neighbors will never go hungry if you have a big edible garden or even a backyard suburban farm.

Don’t forget, clean water is important too. You may need gallons & gallons of bottled spring water but watch the brands as some companies don’t use the purest spring water. Never drink tap unless you boil it. Tap water contains fluoride & possibly other harmful chemicals.

Unfortunately, medical resources will be hard to come by. Your medications may not last long enough to keep you alive if you take them regularly. If you rarely require medication, keep them handy in case of an emergency. You may need to start using alternative medicine. Imclude any medicinally beneficial crops and flora to your garden and farm. Your health and family’s health will thank you.

Only a small percentage of us will survive an EMP attack or solar flare that causes damage to the grid. You may end up going a year or a decade off the grid and without the knowledge that I provide to you, that other knowledgable people provide or even enough sense to spare enough resources to survive off the grid for a long time, you will either die of starvation, dehydration, preventable disease or murder and/or suicide. Only survival education can save lives and even lead to more people surviving than dying.

Want more information, Google “EMP Attack” if you want to learn more about Electromagnetic Pulse attacks & how to survive them.

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It’s time to take the Red Pill & stop being fed all sorts of bullcrap!

Now that I have your attention, welcome to my blog!

When I am not live on Midnight in Equestria or don’t feel like spreading opinions on IRC, this is where you will get your fix. If you have never listened to the broadcast, I go live every 2 Saturdays at 10 PM on Parasprite Radio except holidays or very important occasions. What I talk about each broadcast are MLP episodes & theories and topics that I publish on this blog.

There are some things that I cannot touch on during the broadcasts yet but will do so eventually in ponified form but one thing that I can probably not uncover without risk of being brought off the air (and being hijacked by extraterrestrials doesn’t count) is discussing many conspiracies as proven & revealed by whistleblowers in fear of their lives because of what they believe the government will do to them. I aim to blog about it all, whether you think I’m a nutjob or not!

The difference between myself and these alternative media people like Alex Jones is I’m not a fear-mongerer and I don’t make money nor do I want money giving opinions on everything whether it is a ponified conspiracy theory or an actual real world theory. And I invite you to go on this ride with me.

Stay tuned because there’s more to come that I will tackle!